Saturday, 30 March 2013

Great KBC

Thank you for your support last year.
With your help we have achieved good sales.
Please with your kind support.
"M.D Beverages Corporation"

When God Get Angry.............?

Answer: When a girl gets pregnant before marriage and her mother says: chathichallo eeshwaraaa. :D

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Boy's Life

Only 10% girls play games like Tennis,Football,Carroms,Cricket etc
Because 90% Girls play with Boy's life.
So Becareful.

Life is like a vehicle.

Life is like a vehicle.
Husbands and wife are two tyres of the
vehicle.If one punctures,the vehicle will not move.
So Brilliant People may keep a stepney. :D:D

Divorced Couples arguing for son's custody

Wife:I gave birth so he is mine.
Husband:If I put a coin in a pepsi machine & pepsi comes,
is it mine or the Machines.